Wraps

If you thought I was tough on sandwiches, I can guarantee you’d think that I steal little children’s lunch money if you knew what I thought of wraps.  A wrap belongs in a Seattle coffeeshop.  A wrap belongs in a hippie grocery store.  A wrap is a tortilla with a hot link in it and is preceded with the word “sausage.”  A wrap does not belong on the menu of the most famous burger chain in the world.  Tortillas do not belong in a burger establishment.  If you wanted a taco, why not get a taco somewhere else?  Give me buns, baby…buns, buns, buns.

Just a guess, but my thought is that people order the wraps thinking that they are getting a product that is healthier for them.  Check again.  You have to look past the total calorie and fat contents, and break it down like a great fighter…pound for pound.  When considering the nutritional values per serving size, you may get a whole new perspective.  Now where’s that hippie grocer located…I’m in the mood for overpriced everything.