Snacks / Sides
Let”s not kid ourselves here: unless you’re under the age of 12, the only snack or side that matters are those delicious, golden, Super-sized french fries. Sure, a fruit cup with walnuts sounds underwhelmingly delicious, but I’m not sure I’ve met a single person that would say anything negative about those fries. Well, maybe that they’re not healthy. And maybe that you can find some under your car seat from three months ago and they look exactly like they did when you first bought them. And maybe that if you eat nine Biggie-sized portions you’ll find yourself huddling in a dark corner wishing for death. Wait…that last one was just my own issue, unless you”ve had the notion to be a moron, too.
